What up peeps?!?!

LMAO- My friend sent this as an e-mail to me to today, I thought it was funny, haha!

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, won't get annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens the door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store.
Amen!

LOL- Too funny!!!





Apolo pic of the day!


Laterzz!