Saturday, May 17, 2003

A night of watching Fast and the Furious Wannabes!

Ok technically we didn't actually watch the races, lol. I guess we just have more fun talking and making fun of all the crazy ass people that attend the races. So yeah last night me , Ryan, Monica, Autumn with her boyfriend and adorable daughter Mariah, as well as a girl that Ryan invited along which I'm not sure how to spell her name , sorry lol, but yeah we all went to the races again at RMR. First me and Ryan arrived and were just waiting for everybody else to get there. Finally when the rest of our group had arrived, Ryan had gone to find the "mystery" girl that we'd all be meeting for the first time, including him lol. He was lucky, because while he was gone we were getting more then racing for a show. These damn "kids" in front of us were making out shamelessly and groping all over each other, all I have to say to that is umm ewwww and geez get a room!!!!!!

So like I said we didn't really watch the races, we found more entertainment making fun of people (hmmm didn't that happen last time as well?? haha) And in our observations, we decided there apparently must be some criteria to meet in order to attend the races, here's what we observed......(and Monica feel free to copy this list or add anything I may have missed LOL) It was quite entertaining and amusing to watch.

Rules of the Racetrack!!

1. When doing your hair you must rat it all up on the top of your head and wear a headband for accessory, (umm ok interesting look.)

2. You must find the shortest skirt possible in your wardrobe and if possible it has to be white( Hello you're at a racetrack, get a clue)

3. Shoes must be of the platform variety, whether boots or the sandel type that tie halfway up your leg.( yeah those are great shoes for walking up and down bleachers)

4. Now for your shirt it either must have little lights on the front of it, or if you're more daring try a halter top with no bra( yeah don't ask about the light thing, we were quite confused on that look as well)

5. If coming in a qroup, all those in your party must have matching jackets, (because that way everybody will know how cool you are!)

6.Making an entrance is critical, all those in your group must be walking the "cool" walk and for the ladies don't forget to stick out your chests.(this is quite hilarious to watch)

7.It's also good if you know who's racing that way you can yell, hoot and holla,(because it again apparently makes you very cool.)

8. And last ,remember the couple making out, well obviously this is THE thing to do, so yes it's important to bring someone with you that you can make out with and grope all over, wouldn't want to be left out now. ( Well damn, I'm thinking now if my friend Joe had known this was part of the deal he'd had made sure he was off work earlier to be there LOL. These people have no shame obviously, I mean there was some serious PDA'S going on , and again I say to them get a fucking room geez!! LOL)

If you couldn't tell I was being completely sarcastic there LOL. But I am dead serious when I tell you this is what we saw last night, and it had us laughing our asses off! Half the time we forgot that there was racing even going on haha. But it was fun as always, they are quite a fun bunch of peeps to hang out with. And after the races we again ate at the same Village Inn as the last time, (this could become our post race ritual I think lol) I again got home waaaaay late and crashed almost as soon as I got home and then woke up waaaaaaay late today lol. So yeah that's about it. I'm off back to my boring life of doing nothing again lol.

Buh Bye 4 now!!!!!

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